"Look Daddy, I'm an actor too!"

Sorry Laurence, but I'm afraid your daughter is now a certified pornslut.  And pardon me for saying, but she's one fine piece of chocolate ass.  I would ride that shit long and HARD.  Yep, it appears not even the almighty Morpheus could keep his precious offspring from releasing her own sextape.  But he shouldn't feel too guilty about it, because according to Montana, she's been desperate to spread her legs and take dick on film since she was 16 years old.  So this venture into the world of celebrity porn is less a result of bad parenting and more of a calling.  You might say, like Neo, she was destined to become The One, except he saved mankind from enslavement and she just saved me from having to search for something to jerk off to tonight.  Same difference.